THE TOP TEN CANADIAN MOVIES OF ALL TIME

March 9, 2001

Canadian movies. Canadian movies?? Mine is not to reason why, mine is just to list and cry. In any event, have you ever wondered when the next good movie featuring Canada is coming out? No? How about the last good movie featuring Canada? If so, here are some that you "Canuck" miss:

Strange Brew10. Strange Brew (1983): The ultimate Canadian comedy. Given that its competition is Canadian Bacon (1995) and Dudley Do-Right (1999), maybe the only Canadian comedy. Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas stretch their comedy routine as far as it can be stretched.

Rose-Marie9. Rose-Marie (1936): The Old Bill pick for the week, actually one of several. Nelson Eddy and Jeanette MacDonald sing their way to happiness, Mountie hat and all.

The Fatal Glass of Beer8. The Fatal Glass of Beer (1933): W.C. Fields stars in this ultimate send-up of all Yukon melodramas ["It's not a fit night out for man nor beast." ] Okay, so it's a short. What do you expect from comedies about Canada?

Jesus of Montreal7. Jesus of Montreal (1989): Quite a good film about a troop of actors running afoul of the Catholic Church in their presentation of the passion play.

Susannah of the Mounties6. Susannah of the Mounties (1939): What would Canada be without Shirley Temple?

Black Robe5. Black Robe (1991): A Jesuit priest and his young companion are escorted through the wilderness of Quebec in the 17th century by Algonquin Indians to find a distant mission in the dead of winter. The Jesuit experiences a spiritual journey while his young companion falls in love with the Algonquin chief's beautiful daughter. If you liked Last of the Mohicans or The Mission, you'll like this.

4. The Grey Fox (1982): Richard Farnsworth stars as an aging stage coach robber released from prison after 33 years, who moves to Canada for a new occupation -- train robbing. A great performance by a great actor.

The White Dawn3. The White Dawn (1974): Timothy Bottoms, Louis Gosset, Jr., and Warren Oates star as three whalers stranded in an Eskimo village in 1896. There attempts to bring "civilization" to the Innuit lead to disastrous results. Well made, well acted.

The Sweet Hereafter2. The Sweet Hereafter (1997): A depressing tale about how a Canadian town tries to cope with the loss of 20 children in a bus accident. Not to be seen if you are depressed or in a bad mood.

Never Cry Wolf1. Never Cry Wolf (1983): Charlie Martin Smith stars as a scientist sent by himself to study wolves in Canada. A truly wonderful performance in a unique and engrossing movie.

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